英语翻译郭芙蓉VS吕秀才 ROUND1 fight 秀才：搬动一张桌子 耗时五秒 搬动一个板凳 耗时三秒请问 把楼下所有桌椅板凳搬动一次 耗时多久 五四三二一 时间到 芙蓉：五张桌子 二十条板凳 一共

英语翻译郭芙蓉VS吕秀才 ROUND1 fight 秀才：搬动一张桌子 耗时五秒 搬动一个板凳 耗时三秒请问 把楼下所有桌椅板凳搬动一次 耗时多久 五四三二一 时间到 芙蓉：五张桌子 二十条板凳 一共
英语翻译
郭芙蓉VS吕秀才
ROUND1
fight
秀才：搬动一张桌子 耗时五秒 搬动一个板凳 耗时三秒请问
把楼下所有桌椅板凳搬动一次 耗时多久
五四三二一 时间到
芙蓉：五张桌子 二十条板凳 一共是八十五秒
秀才：错 （转身进柜台里拿出了 小板凳） 你忘了这还一条
郭芙蓉VS吕秀才
ROUND2
fight
芙蓉：假设我每个月要洗十次澡 那么请问我每年要洗多少次澡
秀才：一百二十次
芙蓉：错 一百一十次
秀才：
芙蓉：正月里不让洗澡
郭芙蓉VS吕秀才
ROUND3
fight
秀才：大嘴每天吃三顿饭 每顿三个馒头 请问他三月 一共吃了多少馒头
芙蓉：每天三顿 乘以三个馒头 再乘以三个月 再乘以三十天 一共是810个馒头
秀才：错 是二百七十个 我说的三月是指三月份 而不是三个月
郭芙蓉VS吕秀才
ROUND4
fight
假设我三掌就能拍死你 每拍一掌 你都惨叫一声 女侠饶命
那么请问 在你临死之前 你要说几个字
秀才：我拒绝回答这个问题
芙蓉：那就算做自动弃权
秀才：惨叫三次 每次四个字 一共是十二个字
芙蓉：错 是九个字
秀才：为什么
芙蓉：第一掌下去 女侠饶命 四个字
第二掌下去 女侠饶命 八个字
第三掌下去 立刻死翘翘 你只说了一个字 八加一 等于九
郭芙蓉VS吕秀才
ROUND FINAL
fight
秀才 假设我中了状元 皇上赐我尚方宝剑
我刺你一剑 你会惨叫一声 我错了
你死之前 说了三万六千个字
芙蓉：太毒了吧
秀才：我还没说完呢 而我实际上只刺了两剑 为什么
芙蓉：这 这不可能
秀才：怎么不可能了 我刺你一剑你说 我错了
我刺第二剑 你说 三万六千个字 然后失血而死 一共刺了两剑
芙蓉；假设：
秀才：你已经没有机会了～（指了指 血槽）

英语翻译郭芙蓉VS吕秀才 ROUND1 fight 秀才：搬动一张桌子 耗时五秒 搬动一个板凳 耗时三秒请问 把楼下所有桌椅板凳搬动一次 耗时多久 五四三二一 时间到 芙蓉：五张桌子 二十条板凳 一共
Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND1
fight
Scholar:moving a table in a time-consuming five seconds moving the bench does the time-consuming three seconds
Zhuoyibandeng moving downstairs to a time-consuming of all time
Time to 54,321
Hibiscus:five tables bench a total of 20 is 85 seconds
Scholar:wrong (turned into the counter,came up with a small bench) you forget this is a
Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND2
fight
Lotus:I assume that 10 times a month to wash bath then I ask how many times a year to wash bath
Scholar:120 times
Hibiscus:wrong 110 times
Scholar:Why ah
Hibiscus:New Year,not a bath
Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND3
fight
Scholar:Taizui eat three meals a day Meidun steamed bread,three in March will he have to eat the number of steamed bread
Hibiscus:Dayton three times per day multiplied by three steamed bread,three months multiplied by 30 days a total of 810 is steamed bread
Scholar:Mistake was 270 in March I said is that rather than three months in March
Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND4
fight
I assume that the three palm will be able to shoot every shoot you dead Yizhang you have Canjiao out Nvxiaraoming
Will you then you have to say the words before dying
Scholar:I refuse to answer this question
Hibiscus:it automatically counted as abstentions
Scholar:Canjiao a total of three times each word is the word 12
Hibiscus:nine is the wrong word
Scholar:Why
Lotus:the first metacarpal on Nvxiaraoming words
The second metacarpal on Nvxiaraoming eight characters
The third metacarpal on immediately Si Qiaoqiao you only said one word ah eight plus one equals 9
Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND FINAL
fight
I assume that the scholar in the champion Huang Shang thanks to my weapon
I thorn you Sword you will Canjiao out I was wrong
You die before that the 36,000 word
Lotus:the bar too toxic
Scholar:I have not finished it and I actually stabbed two swords why
Hibiscus:this is unlikely
Scholar:how I can not be a thorn you Sword you said I was wrong
I thorn second sword you say 36,000 words a total of thorns and bleeding to death two sword
Hibiscus; assumptions:
Scholar:You have no chance to (pointing at blood trough

郭芙蓉VS吕秀才
ROUND1
fight
秀才：Moving one desk needs five seconds, moving one stool needs three seconds. Then please answer: How long will it take to move all the desks and chairs downstairs....

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郭芙蓉VS吕秀才
ROUND1
fight
秀才：Moving one desk needs five seconds, moving one stool needs three seconds. Then please answer: How long will it take to move all the desks and chairs downstairs.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, time's up!
芙蓉：Five desks, twenty stools, 85 seconds all in all.
秀才：Wrong （turn to behind the counter and take out one stool） you forgot this one.
是不是都要翻啊, 怎么觉得这么无厘头?呵呵

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