要个搞笑双簧剧本,英文的!马上要用,最好是一男一女的表演!男的做,女的说!内容要搞笑必须是英文的!好了的话我可以再加20分!大学里用的啊!内容不要太坏!

要个搞笑双簧剧本,英文的!马上要用,最好是一男一女的表演!男的做,女的说!内容要搞笑必须是英文的!好了的话我可以再加20分!大学里用的啊!内容不要太坏!
要个搞笑双簧剧本,英文的!
马上要用,最好是一男一女的表演!男的做,女的说!
内容要搞笑
必须是英文的!好了的话我可以再加20分!
大学里用的啊!内容不要太坏!

要个搞笑双簧剧本,英文的!马上要用,最好是一男一女的表演!男的做,女的说!内容要搞笑必须是英文的!好了的话我可以再加20分!大学里用的啊!内容不要太坏!
双簧剧本
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编剧 贾宗文
演员：甲乙分别由一男一女担任,要风趣、幽默、滑稽、诙谐.
道具：一把椅子即可.
A and B are:now we both give us a small performance programs:two-man.
A:This is a small program is the most prominent characteristic of a light lip.
B:Another do - we can not say.
A:Generally speaking,if more girls love that.
B:Second like to talk,his active boys,do not love wordy.
A:This is,to me.
B:I do.
A:I said Miao.
B:I do good.
A:I am talking about.
B:I do.
A:I said quickly.
B:I do live.
A:Good,Our test.I said that this high mountain water long,crossed over the Yalu River.
B:(Action) left向高处a yang,waved his right hand forward.Cross-step to the left leg.
A:'s that simple?
B:do not know how the bar,called this type of language the United States and its simple crisper,see at a.
A:Well,I said that fly over the Pacific.
B:(Action) - arms Youth Pre-employment Training fly.
A:This is up?
B:right,which is up.
A:Hey!You will ah.
B:I anyway you Easy.You说啥Our will做啥.
A:I said this to eat,drink,sleep -----
B:(Action) doing eat,drink,sleep-like-边说:"simple simple,小菜一碟."
A:gossip less,Let It officially began --
A,B in place,a performance that started to do B:
Girls love that dress up the big,in fact,you do not know,this is a big boys love the dress.Just dress up technology is not high enough,there is one point I am sorry,it is not often you露一手.This holiday,under a girlfriend about to见一见face,it is not just small things,not careless.I have to spend on the 1212 work,I saw how other people女娃were secretly dress up at school under the几招are used,properly dressed up with me if Our also on a US.No one will take advantage of these,immediately instructed to wash the left face wash wash right,left right wash wash,wash left wash right,left right wash washing,the washing of washing,washing on the washing,washing on the washing,the wash under washing -------
B:"I do not do it,and this is not jeans unabashedly called son of cloth films,都快washing Black All of also dress up啥!"
A:The "do not wash,do not wash and began combing hair."
This hair of toiletry dress,it is too important.梳好,that beautiful,that the United States,that beautiful,that the United States,that beautiful,that the United States,that beautiful,that the United States,oh,oh,it prevented the marriage.In short,should be taken seriously.
Hair Design is the key.The hairstyle changes now also too fast is really dazzling,"waved stop" just past,"explosive" rushed on the head,L-Type,D-left fraction,fractional right,the flower after flower shawls,五花eight Cai Qi breeze,rolled hair,long hair type,party type,dynamic type of art,modern type,the type is the most popular short hair romantic type,characterized by fewer and fewer,less,less and less ,less and less,less,less,less,less and less ------
B:are into skinhead All of went to see my girlfriend!
A :----- the short hair skinhead romantic type.